To all those 12.9 year-olds on Tumblr,
I think we all know where you really belong:
I think you should shut the fuck up
we RP smut. I do it all the fucking time.We write fanfics.
We love yuri and yaoi.
We have dirty minds.
Looks like we misjudged those 12.9 year olds.
(Source: dafthappiness)
When you tell someone a goal or thing you’re planning on doing, it chemically satisfies your brain in a manner that’s similar to having actually completed the goal.
Earthquake
The fuckin creepy ass bear toy
The fan camera
The sheet
B Mary
Katie getting dragged
Katie and Toby
The kitchen
Finding the cult women
Killing Dennis
Getting the fuck outta that cinema
AND EVERY SINGLE TIME THAT MUTHAFUCKIN TREASURE CHEST IN THE FISH TANK WENT OFF
Paranormal Activity 3
There’s this girl in my music class, and that bitch never has on matching shoes. Like, WHAT? CAN YOU NOT AFFORD TO GET THE SAME BRAND SHOE? WHAT? DO YOU THINK YOU’RE TOO GOOD YOU STUPID BITCH? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW ANNOYING IT IS THAT ONE SHOE IS A NIKE AND ONE IS A SUPRA? That stupid bitch is giving me a mental breakdown! UGH I CAN FEEL IT I’M GOING TO DIE AND COME BACK AS A GHOST AND JUST
hahah
my mother does not care about fashion
